In "Babylon A.D.," a mercenary is hired to deliver a package from the ravages of post-apocalyptic Eastern Europe to a destination in the teeming megalopolis of New York City. The "package" is a mysterious young woman, and she has a secret: she has been manipulated by a synthetic virus, and what lies inside her could doom the human race.

After Kevin, a high school senior, gets dumped by his girlfriend, he doesn't want to go to the freshman orientation weekend at Fairmont University. But, his two best friends convince him that the weekend away is what he needs. Once there, the rowdiest fraternity on campus recruits the boys as pledges, subjecting them to endless humiliations, in return for granting them access to the college party scene. But, when the boys catch the eye of some older sorority girls, the threatened frat-boys increase the pre-frosh humiliation and threaten to expose the boys' ages. The boys decide to fight back, retaliating with a major revenge scheme that lands them on top.

"Disaster Movie" follows the comic misadventures of a group of ridiculously attractive 20-somethings during one fateful night when every known natural disaster and catastrophic event--asteroids, twisters, earthquakes, the works--hits the city. Not only must they make their way to safety, but they must attempt to end the rampant destruction by solving a series of mysteries. Taking aim at everything and everyone, from "Indiana Jones" and "Iron Man" to Amy Winehouse and High School Musical, "Disaster Movie" lampoons the blockbuster movie, pop culture icons and public figures along the way.

Joe, a remorseless hit man, is in Bangkok to execute four enemies of a ruthless crime boss named Surat. He hires Kong, a street punk and pickpocket, to run errands for him with the intention of covering his tracks by killing him at the end of the assignment. Strangely, Joe, the ultimate lone wolf, instead finds himself mentoring the young man. At the same time, he is drawn into a tentative romance with a local shop girl. As he falls further under the sway of Bangkok's intoxicating beauty, Joe begins to question his isolated existence and lets down his guard--just as Surat decides it's time to clean house.

CIA agent Osborne Cox decides to pen his memoirs and is fired from the agency. The disc containing the memoirs inadvertently gets left in a ladies locker room at a gym, where Linda and co-worker Chad, hatch a plan to sell its contents to the highest bidder.